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Sunday, May 06, 2007
Lizzy's Attempt To Take Over The House...
yesterday!!!!!! HELL, I WAS SO FRIGHTENED!!There was a stupid shitty sleazy looking lizard in my house yesterday! Its a taboo to mention such a thing in the house to me all these while!! But it still made its way in! I am not very sure when it invaded. It was a pretty well grown one. I saw it crawling out of the altar and informed my mum. That idiotic looking freak was also easily frightened.. It made several attempts to head to my brother's direction! Oh boy I was so near to getting a nervous breakdown! I kept imagining it fall into my brother's ear.. and get stucked inside forever... SHIT MAN!! Yikes... ehhhh I think my mother is kinda weird.. she said it meant good luck to have a lizzy around... WTH?!?! I told my brother that it was VERY NEAR him... he turned around slowly... and saw that piece of shit sticking itself securely onto the wall with its sickening sticky pads... (eww ewww ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww).... Within split seconds, it crawled in an amazing speed, and back into hiding behind the altar... Oh yea.. I also noticed the interval the lizzy attempts... 10 mins (time interval varies for different lizzies)... SO STUPID... every 10 mins, while it came out, i asked my brother to hold on to newspapers... turn around fast, and *SWAT! He kept missing it!!! And frightened it all the time!! In the end, someone came knocking at the door, and it was a surveyor.. so me and my mum ended up doing the marriage survey thingy... thats not important. The important thing is, while after we were done doing the survey, my brother was using a piece of tissue to wipe some brown stains on the floor. We asked him what that was. he : "LIZARD LA....." me: "YES! YES! YES!!!!!!!!!" God damn it I was so God Damn happy!! wahahahahahhaha!! "ELIMINATE LIZZY OPERATION" successful!!!!!! The only thing that pissed me off was that it was last seen on the floor!!! That was where it died. 1) So stupid of it - because we could have stepped on it and died, and it should be even more frightened crawling on the floor. 2) Smart lah smart lah - because nobody would notice it crawling around on the floor that much, since it made several attempts on the wall. Lame.
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