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Saturday, October 22, 2005
The Legendary Cleaner...
at my office... shes the ultimate weirdo, freako and psycho in office... hmmm sounds reali nasty? pls read on...Scenario 1 as per Jean: jean was raising her orders peacefully, as usual.. the auntie suddenli came along, and was wiping the glass ahead of jean's desk, facing each other directly(yes... pretty near to each other.. poor jean). While wiping, the auntie mumbled to herself and chuckled... 0_0|||... jean couldnt exactly hear wad that auntie mumbled.. but i dun tink anyone of us would be interested to know anyway... duhzz Scenario 2 as per Jean: whenever jean's in the washroom by herself.. auntie nv fails to ask her this qestion; "now wad time huh?" (poor jean again...). For god's sake, she juz came out from office, its pretty obvious she knows the time. Y Y Y Y Y Y muz she try to strike up a conversation??? I mean... its ok to chat... but... most of the time... she toks rubbish or nonsensical stuffs... for example, there was once i was in the washroom... i was clipping my hair halfway... and all of a sudden, she stared at me in the mirror hysterically. "God damn it! You better not open your mouth" i shouted repeatedly in my head... and guess wad... it was no use praying so hard at all. She spoke loudly suddenly, "Look, look at these scars(scalded by oil), so ugly.. went to see so many doctors to get rid of it.. spent over $1000 dollars but still, i cant get rid of them.. do you know how to get rid of them? can tel me?" I was lik... blank. wad makes her think so dat i hav the solution to this problem.. pls lar im not a beautician. Scenario 3 : she was emptying the waste paper basket at my desk. all of a sudden, she kept shaking her head and mumbled some stuffs.. sounded almost lik complains.. BUT BUT BUTT... my waste paper basket is almost empty!!!!!!! -_-'... further more, shes always coughing loudly lik nobody's business without covering up her mouth.... perhaps dats the reason y so many of us caught the flu and cough virus previously... Scenario 4 : Lunch time is the happiest hour for us. In fact, for everyone in office.. but recently, it became a kind of stress to me and jean. we are always buying our lunch back to the breakout room in office to have a peaceful meal.. but...not anymore... you know why??? because auntie will be waiting for us to come back.. and peep at wad we eat!! how psychotic is thatttttttt... unbelievable and totally unbearable... it totally sucks and freaked us out.. imagine... our happy hour being smashed because of a peeping auntie. EEeeEEeeeee.... Scenario 5 as per everyone : The way she throws out her phlegm... oh gawd... you wun wanna hear or see it.. GOD DAMN DISGUSTING!!! we din peep at her on purpose lah pls.... i was doin business in the cubicle.. suddenli i heard someone throwing out phlegm.. oh my she threw for a god damn long time. and when i came out, she was still throwing.. but.. the sight was........... all i can say is... mucus... phlegm.... saliva....all over on the basin.... YUCKZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ TO THE COREEEEEEEEEEE............. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- now... isnt she legendary or wad????
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